Human’s living situation is thought-provoking right now.
Individuals who are socially quarantining alone are feeling well isolated, while the pandemic outbreak, on the other hand, are becoming uniquely difficult on marriages.
A lot of married couples are beginning to know the true colors of their spouses having spent hours in a confined space with them.
Be it bringing them more closely, or tearing them apart, this quarantine rules have undeniably told so much that might not have been known or perhaps known about years later.
Here is, however, a list of the funniest tweets that shows that married couples are driving each other insane amid quarantine. How’s your marriage like now?
#1 We’ll here his speech at the porch of his house once this ends.
I’ve attended so many lectures from my wife, once this quarantine ends I’ll graduate as a valedictorian— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 3, 2020
#2 Stop being you.
Wife: If we're both going to be stuck in the house together for the next month, you really need to stop doing that.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 2, 2020
Me: Stop doing what?
Wife [gesturing to me, in general]: that.
#3 Can’t wait to go out.
I can’t wait until this quarantine is over so I can argue with my husband in public again.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 8, 2020
#4 After 2 minutes for the 32th time this day.
2019: husband is annoying after 2 hours— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) April 4, 2020
2020: husband is annoying after 2 minutes
#5 Thinking out loud.
Wife: don’t tweet about me anymore.— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 8, 2020
Me: I won’t.
Wife: are you tweeting this convo right now?
Me: don’t be ridiculous *sends tweet*
Wife: you just said “sends tweet” out loud.
#6 His dream was accurate.
I told my wife about a dream I had where she was mad at me and she sided with dream wife and is now actually mad at me— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 8, 2020
#7 Keeping it spicy but right below the divorce line.
I reveal a different one of my annoying tendencies to my wife each day in quarantine just to keep our relationship spicy— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) April 7, 2020
#8 Let’s get even more depressed and see how rock bottom can we go
Me: I’m kind of depressed today.— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) March 28, 2020
My husband: Cool wanna go over our finances this evening?
#9 This has been my whole life, what are you talking about.
Husband: The quarantine is over!— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 29, 2020
Me: *pauses Netflix* Quarantine?
#10 Several things we try not to impose on our spouse.
If my husband farts one more time it won’t be a virus that takes him.— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 19, 2020
I told my husband I wanted to buy an expensive blender, he said we don't need an expensive blender. Long story short, how long should I wait before I tell him it arrives tomorrow?— (@3sunzzz) April 2, 2020
#12 By far, the hardest job ever.
My husband hates his new job as my IT guy.— luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) March 27, 2020
#13 Miss the day when both won’t see each other for too long.
I miss the days when my work wife and my wife wife were different people.— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) March 28, 2020
#14 As long as it annoys you, beloved wife.
My husband’s favorite snack while we watch tv is whatever makes the most noise, apparently.— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 5, 2020
#15 The quarantine mind.
Today my husband asked if I wanted another baby... SIR I know that’s the quarantine talking don’t even play with me right now because the answer is yes— not leviosᴬ ϟ (@jennybeawr_) April 3, 2020
#16 Hypothetical divorce?
My husband and I were having a hypothetical conversation about opening an restaurant after all of this is over and it was really fun until we started to disagree on how we’d run things and who we’d hire and now our restaurant is going under and we’re getting a divorce.— Rainbow Kingdom (@aissalanis) April 3, 2020
#17 Daily activity: lets life fall apart.
Wife: *asks me for a minor favor*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2020
Me: Not right now. My life is falling apart.
Wife: How is that different than any other day?
#18 Baby showers for the baby birds.
#19 All the craziness at home.
Home quarantine status: my husband learned how to play “Beat It” on the ukulele and tried to show me but I’d locked myself in the bathroom— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) March 20, 2020
#20 Quarantine madness.
Wife: Did you know 95 percent of people are immune to leprosy?— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 25, 2020
Wife: Did you know humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards?
Wife: Did you know I'm going to keep reading you facts until I'm not bored anymore?
Me: This quarantine needs to end.
#21 So, wife went for grocery shopping and husband tried to social distance.
#22 Help your wife, bro.
dads be like "go help ur mother" bro go help ur wife— ig: itsnotdarwin (@itsnotdarwin) March 30, 2020
#23 Fun quarantine game.
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) April 4, 2020