You can't always blame kids for the innocent mistakes they make from time to time. They are still, after all, learning. But there are moments where they really take us off-guard when they just go ahead with that imagination without a single shred of doubt. 'Here you go, I've drawn the coolest, L-shaped legs of Harry Potter!' only to be shown a picture of Harry Potter's cartoon head that is immediately continued with two stick legs drawn in L-shape.
Brighthumanity loves how these kids can be so spontaneous and expressive. But we're afraid that some stories will remain as memorable ones that will keep on getting passed down in the family... and passed around on the internet.
Kid’s request about to put someone out of his job.
nickbossbat -Via
Losing something as big as you are.
My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.
— Abra Barbier (@BarbierAbra) August 2, 2019
And he wanted his parents to be a purple hat and huge T-shirt. One complete family.
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being “pants” for Halloween... pic.twitter.com/ONR7K4AxnY
— Jeffrey Bien (@jungleland) October 31, 2019
It was either the oven or getting sold alive.
Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers.
— Cocoa Mamaiana (@SeauxCocoa) May 30, 2018
The boy who screamed from the wrong side of the fence.
bartdw01 -Via
It feels like kids were born to have meltdowns at the tiniest things.
Causes of 3-year-old’s meltdowns this morning:
— Tom Gatti (@Tom_Gatti) April 2, 2019
-Banana too small
-Top of banana slightly squashed
-Honey on porridge doesn’t sufficiently resemble “a swimming pool”
-Sister had her 1st wee before his 3rd
-Doesn’t want scooter
-Does want scooter
-Something to do with sleeves
All the kids from this school.
me.me
She loves her kids, but first off, they are weirdos.
When my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around.
— Omnintensivist (@GoodishIntent) October 27, 2019
I know it’s insane and the only reason I’m telling you now is because they are grown up and I can’t lose custody of them pic.twitter.com/OCTe1vyjkY
We all have that bedtime questions even as kids.
Fashion is his passion. Probably.
I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said
— ruffin cosplay @ ONLYFANS (@SparkyROAR) January 13, 2018
“He’s upset his gloves match his jacket.” pic.twitter.com/hYMJRbZxkf
Such caring heart, such awful voice.
NedHartley -Via
The kid who kept his cool.
wrathofthestag -Via
An Oreo cookie for a tablet, ah, such innocence.
Sun’s going to get you, so put your sunscreen on. NOW.
Daughter didn’t want “sunscream” so I put her outside and yelled “SUN.... GET HER” and now she’s flipping out.
— Housefly Handrubs (@jacaristar) August 25, 2018
Animal Crossing scandal.
bloodpilots -Via
Kid has enough with the status quo. It’s time to change things!
south_mnt_skinwalker -Via
“You should have worn flowers today. And then corn tattoos tomorrow.”
my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— (@raullgto) September 29, 2018
Kid wants to do the legs of Harry Potter.
So my 4 year old nephew asked me to draw him Harry Potter, he then excitedly shouted “I’LL DO THE LEGS!!!!” pic.twitter.com/efHATwwfwZ
— s (@sophiaallenx) November 21, 2019
Why I won’t have kids.
My child is throwing a fit.
— Zino Ennaku (@ynalu_UK) May 8, 2019
Reason: Didn't get to see her poop before grandma flushed it down the toilet.
Grandma is apologising profusely.
Lea is refusing to be assuaged, she just wants her poop back.
It's been 20 mins.
Did you take your birth control?
You're welcome.
Kids hate to be lonely.
I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me.
— Fey (@Trev97) April 10, 2019
Kid believes you can and can not walk the same dog every day.
4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) May 14, 2019
“this looks like this same dog from last time!”
“it is!”
“DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME”
Kids strive to be this cool.
samlymatters/twitter -Via
Meanwhile this very innocent boy.
the-boy-in-the-tree -Via
The helpful kind can be the troublesome kind.
2y.o eating his lunch: “Papa’s coffee hot?”
— Steve (@papaneedscoffee) January 28, 2020
Me: “Yeah baby it’s hot, don’t touch.”
2y.o: “Me blow on it for Papa?”
It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..
Oh well, at least he knows his name is Titus.
It’s a pandemic and toilet paper is out. That’s why kid thinks they need some cleaning.
dmclb -Via
Saving the best for the last.
TedCruzIsMe -Via
Neighbors and their imagination.
My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.
— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) February 6, 2020
