The social media is often filled with self-deprivation that can really hit you in the mark and makes you go 'this is the story of my life'. And an Instagram account is actually dedicated to creating book covers for such people. @storyofmyfuckinglife contains uploads of book cover illustrations that tell the story we all know by heart. So much so that we feel so oddly familiar with them. Probably because that's exactly what we do everyday.

Okay, so these are not real books. The Instagram account just loves to mess around with funny dumb things we know we do but can't tell others about. They took those stories and wrote them as the title of books, memoirs, or even a 'cookbook'. But, let's be honest. We seriously hope someone would serialize these dumb things because we love to read the shameful things we do every now and then.

#1

Fishing the box out of the trash because I didn't read the directions before throwing it away - A cookbook

#2

Today I waited inside my apartment because I could hear my neighbor unlocking her door and I didn't want to make small talk

#3

Googling a phone number that called me to try and figure out who it was instead of just answering it like an adult

#4

Hypothetical arguments I've won in the shower - vol 1 of 16

#5

Am I hungry or just bored?

#6

Sleeping until noon every day so I only have to pay for 2 meals: how to turn your depression into profit

#7

I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow - A memoir

#8

Philosophy's great questions: are they mad at me or have I created another problem for myself that only exists in my head?

#9

I can't get through a 3 paragraph work email but I'll watch a 7 minute video of a puppy with the hiccups

#10

Great mysteries of our time: I said something out loud 3 days ago and now I'm seeing ads for it on Facebook

#11

Introduction to budgeting - I'm too old for Christmas money from my relatives but I need it more now then when I was 13

#12

2017, 2018, 2019 is going to be the year I get my life together - a memoir

#13

"Over-Explaining everything because I'm afraid of not making sense or people thinking I'm dumb"

#14

My uncle used to ruin Thanksgiving with his drinking but now he's found Jesus and ruins it with that. And other holiday reflections

#15

Said "looks great, thank you so much!" and still tipped generously after getting a terrible haircut - a collection of times I didn't stand up for myself

#16

On paper, I'm an adult, a guide to acting like you've got your sh*t together

#17

Remedial Math - Telling myself "whatever its only $5" the 10,000 times X I've said that = over $50,000

#18

My resume - special skills, putting trash in an already full trashcan without anything spilling out

#19

Don't say a word to me and I'll give you 5 stars, a mandatory Uber driving training manual

#20

New haircuts and other ways not to actually deal with the issue affecting your life right now

#21

I'd be so f**king healthy if I cooked all the groceries I buy instead of letting them rot while I order take out every night. A memoir

#22

Learning to live with a loved one who is one of those people who stands up as soon as the plane lands

#23

"Per my last email". And other phrases for being petty in work emails while also maintaining an air of professionalism

#24

Smart investing made easy. How Having no money to invest makes investment choices incredibly easy

#25

The big book of facts I tell everyone I read somewhere but really I heard someone say it on a podcast and it might not even be true

#26

Why did I do that? A novel by me with guest appearance by a fifth glass of wine when I was already pretty drunk at two

#27

Tales of self-sabotage - I didn't get gas on the way home from work last night

#28

Even if I get an "A" I'm not going to get a job when I graduate, how to overcome finals anxiety by accepting that they don't matter

#29

This glass of water is literally the best thing I've ever had & other signs you don't take care of your body

#30